Senator 1 says “The thing is, I don’t believe that we can vote for this bill if we aren’t consulted by a group of medical professionals”Senator 2 replied “You’ve got me there, but how are we going to ask all of these professionals for their opinions?”Senator 1 directed him to a machine which condense all of the opinions of the practitioners into one man, to which the other senator agreed to test out.They called for their first consultant, an amalgamation of all Neurologists. The consultant gave a long winded speech about every corner of his field, taking ten hours of the Senate’s time. He ended his speech by voting “nay” on the bill.The exhausted Senate immediately and unanimously voted to force the consultants to provide a ten word response that ended in their opinion. The consultants then began to come in with haste, though barely a dent was made in all of the fields. The vote was split exactly between passing and rejecting the bill. The senators decided to let one more consultant vote. They ushered in an amalgamation that was nearly identical to all of the previous ones.He said: “I, representing all of my respective practitioners, will vote-FUCK!”The senator requested that the Dentists please leave.