Little Johnny was doing math homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine…”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?” Little Johnny answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mum.” “And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” his mother asked “Yes,” he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?” The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.” The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?” After the teacher stopped laughting, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”