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This new Joe Biden “Hillary 2.0” ad shows exactly the kind of poor messaging that will lead to a 2020 Biden defeat.
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Why the political leaders of drawing utensils avoid supporting gay pride movement?
Most of the rulers are straight.
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Mom has a kid.
A mom has a kid.One day, the dad is changing the diaper on the countertop.He finished, and left half of the shit on the counter.It turns out, the mom was making brownies.She grabbed what she thought was “Choc Paste” and cooked it.When they ate it, the dad’s eyes opened and jaw dropped. “These are shit!”
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What are Brazilian dogs called?
A Chiahuehue.
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So I’ve been writing these lyrics about a girl that broke my heart. Could someone let me know if it’s okay?
I just got these thoughts, coming up, on another night. Nowadays I do not trust myself, so I sleep with a knife. I cared about you, and I loved you and I was so fucking nice. But your heart just ended up just being cold like fucking ice.Maybe I’m just tripping, ima bout to take my life. Got dry tongue, empty head, and widespread sight of red. But I just hopped on this Gemini and popped another sprite. Until I rolled up and I could not see the fluorescent sunlight.I wasted all my time on you. You played with my emotions. Made me feel like I’m your world. But you were causing a commotion. Now my heart is broken into pieces, I can tell it hurts. When you try say sorry, I just notice, you swallow your words.It’s just so unfair, I cannot understand. I trusted all your fucking lies, but that’s just what you planned. Now every shadow in my room is now a hologram.
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Perfect vision
There are two islands out there where one is always one day ahead of the other but it is only a 15 minute boat ride to each island. So, if you stand on the later island and look at the one ahead of you on December 31st, don’t you have 2020 vision?
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This is necessary for a project, it would really help. Historians of Reddit that researched the Tuskegee airmen, who is down for an interview?
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Why does santa have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year
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What does Jewish Mario say?
It’s-a me, Jewish Mario
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My friend asked me what my plans were 2 weeks from now.
I said “Not sure, I don’t have 2020 vision”
Jokes
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