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How do you pay your waiter if it’s a letter of the alphabet?
With a Q-tip.(Joke courtesy of my 8-year-old son)
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Mmm
Roses are redI have Alzheimer’sFish fingers
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What did the Pikachu say to the fireman?
“Pikachu”
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There had to be at least one guy in Troy who looked at the Trojan horse and was like “…do not bring tacky wooden piece of shit in here”
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What do you do if someone is trying to murder you?
You go into the living room!
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What was the name of the skier with no legs.
Mr. Macockski
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Why did the dyslexic person drink the potion?
Because it was the only option
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High IQ
There are four people on a plane. They are a Donald Trump, Stephen Curry, the Pope, and a kid.Suddenly, the plane’s pilot dies. There are only three parachutes on the plane.Donald Trump says “ I am America’s smartest president. I need a parachute so I can lead the people.Steph Curry says “I have millions of fans who love me. I need a parachute to play for them.The Pope says to the schoolboy, “ I am old and have already lived my life. You should take the last parachute.”The boy replies, “That’s alright, because America’s smartest president jumped with my backpack.
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Somethings Wrong, I Can Feel It
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The worm
Jokes
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