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A woman goes to buy a parrot
She sees three parrots with prices 100$, 120$ and 10$.She asks the shopkeeper “why is the third one very cheap?”The shopkeeper says “Because he used to be in a brothel”The woman thinks that it is funny and buys that parrot. As they reach home, parrot says “Fuck me, its a new brothel”. The woman laughsWhen the woman’s daughters comes home, parrot says “Fuck me, its two new whores”. Both the girls laugh.When the husband comes home, parrot says “Fuck me, Steve, haven’t seen you in weeks”
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What do you call an Ethiopian child with a piece of cheddar?
A quarter-pounder with cheese
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Dinosaurs have been dead for millions of years yet they still get parts in movies.
It hardly seems fair.
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Me: Mom meet my girlfriend.
Mom: You sure about this? I think you deserve better.Me: But mom, I love her so much!Mom: I’m talking to her.
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How do i stop my medieval music melodies from sounding like trap beats?
I use minor scaled and it’s pretty hard to arrange notes.Here’s the MP3 if you want to hear. (Comes with an FLP if anyone wants to patch it up)https://www.mediafire.com/file/megsw5eoousq257/Anyone_fix.rar/fileI really want to make a song that fits the theme”The king is going to battle”but instead i get”The king is smoking pot while his villagers die”
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Bruh that’s literally me rn
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The entire plot of Pokémon Sun and Moon could’ve been avoided had Nebby stayed in the bag.
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Bruh
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Y stands for Yanker…
The self-driving chap,He greases his pole and provokes his own sap.Absolved of the need of a quarrelsome wife,He humps himself nightly and lives a great life.
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President Trump was impeached
And I won a gold medal for finishing second in the Olympics.(He’s not technically impeached until third step: senate trial, majority republican senate)
Jokes
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