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Famous Quote: “I just want people to remember my name.”
– Anonymous
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What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
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How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?
He lost the other in Nom.
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I can only count up to seven in French
I have a huit allergy
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I used to be a guy stuck in a girl’s body
Then I pulled out
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A viagra overdose
Must be a hard way to go.
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Want to hear a memory joke?
Great! Remind me in fifteen minutes and I’ll tell you.
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts
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A boxer walks into a gym…
It’s particularly crowded, and there are long lines of people waiting to use the equipment.First, he waits in the pull-up bar line, and does 25 pull-ups.Next, he waits in the weightlifting line, and does 50 bench presses.After that, the boxer looks around for the punching bag, but can’t find it anywhere.After walking around the gym for about twenty minutes, he finally comes to the conclusion that there is no punchline.
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Hide-and-Seek games aren’t fun any more
It is too hard to find good players.