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Every time you eat an apple, someone in the medical industry is fired
Edit: wow thanks for the up doots guys, i wasn’t expecting so many 🙂
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What do you call a dildo made out of wood?
A Wood Pecker
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He flushed the toilet.
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What do you call a headcount of the prison population?
A consensus.
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In China, film makers have to appease the Chinese censors, but people forget in America we have the same thing…
We also have to appease the Chinese censors.
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At his wedding, my friend called me the worst best man he’s ever seen.
I was speechless.
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What does a cat use to show itself getting hurt in a text post?
me: ow
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What was the first expletive ever heard on TV?
On Leave It to Beaver: “Ward, weren’t you a little hard on the Beaver last night?”
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Can you name one Star Wars pun?
Coruscant.
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Shaggy must have some killer quads after running from monsters nonstop