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Thunder doesn’t always happen when it’s raining.
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Fast & Furious 9 Will Take The Franchise Into Space
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How can you distinguish between a hospital and a military base?
Frankly I’m not sure – I’m just a drone pilot.
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The Americans in WWII discovered a weakness in the Nazis.
The Americans snuck into the Nazi bunkers, and all of a sudden, pulled out…Cleaning spray.They all pressed the release button, but when the haze cleared, the Nazis were seen running off, not a scratch on them.While on their way back to their bunkers, one of the American rookie’s asked the General why the plan didn’t work.The General said “It’s because they are German.””But General,” the rookie replied, “what does that have to do with anything?””Well son, Lysol only kills 99.9% of Germs.”
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So my wife called me a pedophile
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I go to the gym religiously…
ya know twice a year when my family starts bugging me to go
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My girlfriend accused me of gaslighting her.
I told her she’s crazy, there’s no such thing as gaslighting.
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A room with a view
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My dad joke
So it’s Christmas time, and Jesus arrives at his parents house. Jesus says “hello mother I have arrived” and Mary says “it wouldn’t be Christmas with out you.”
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6 six years ago I made a new year’s resolution, and I have never broken it.
“No more New year’s resolutions”
Jokes
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