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I must admit that my sεxual desires have been getting out of hand…
But it wasn’t until I spanked a statue that I realized I had hit rock bottom.
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Just made this
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What sort of “Easter Eggs” would you like to see in the Jurassic World 3 movie?
I was thinking I’d like to see a scene where Sam Neill’s character, Alan Grant, is in his home and it has an absolute amazing bathroom. As a call-back to the promise that was made to him by Paul Kirby (William H. Macy) to give him a “great deal”.
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Thanks for sorting b¥ n3w!
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My friend who majored in psychology suggested I try CBT to combat my anxiety.
My kinky ass spent the better part of an hour wondering how that would help; then I googled it incognito.
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Finn, ex-stormtrooper, Resistance hero, walks into a bar
The bartender sees him, rolls his eyes, and grunts, “It’s FN 2187.”
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Mission failed
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There are a number of things I don’t know how to do
1st, I don’t know how to count. 5th, I can’t make a funny joke.
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Selena Gomez Lose You To Love Me
You promised the world and I fell for itI put you first and you adored itSet fires to my forestAnd you let it burnSang off-key in my chorus’Cause it wasn’t yoursI saw the signs and I ignored itRose-colored glasses all distortedSet fire to my purposeAnd I let it burnYou got off on the hurtin’When it wasn’t yours, yeahWe’d always go into it blindlyI needed to lose you to find meThis dance, it was killing me softlyI needed to hate you to love me, yeahTo love, love, yeahTo love, love, yeah
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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!Sorry if it’s been posted before but my little cousin just told me this and I died laughing
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