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How to choose the size of your condom – [FULL GUIDE] | Tenderpuls
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A guy in a clown costume walks into a bar
The bartender looks at the man and says “why the costume?”The guy looks at the bartender and says “Oh, this is my work uniform. A wealthy nobleman pays me to wear this costume all day because he finds it to be quite entertaining.”The bartender scoffs and says “Surely you jest.”
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I for one…
Love Roman numerals
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What does Frosty The Snowman have that Mrs. Frosty doesn’t?
Snowballs(Merry Xmas)
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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring…
Because the carbon monoxide detector failed.Merry Christmas Reddit!
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What does being a fundamentalist Christian and the game Snake have in common?
You can’t touch yourself.
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What do the Pope and a Christmas Tree have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
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I entered myself in a Most Beautiful Boner contest.
The competition was pretty stiff.
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Why did dyslexic Karen go to the Christmas nativity?
To see the manger.
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Why does Santa never have to pay for parking his sleigh?
Because it’s always on the house!