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People of reddit, which moment make you feel like you are in a dream?
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Phoebe Cates (1980s)
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A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act (same but different)
Somewhere out deep on an Alabama lake there’s a Redneck lighting sticks of dynamite and tossing them into the water. After each tremendous explosion, he grabs his net and pulls the dead fish into his boat. Before too long, the Game Warden races out, lights and sirens blaring and screaming at the top of his lungs:GW: “Hey! Just what in THE HELL do you think you’re DOING!?”R: “Wuts it look like Warden? I’m fishin’”GW: “Are you CRAZY? This is illegal! How’d you get that dynamite anyways? Is that boat registered? Do you even have a license??….”The redneck cuts him off by handing the warden a lit stick of dynamite and says:”Look, do you wanna argue or do you wanna fish?”
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My roommate says our house is haunted
I’ve been living here for 300 years and i havnt noticed shit.
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A piano is impossible to tune perfectly, as is any fretted (non trombone) or valve operated instrument. This is due to the mathematics of harmonies.
Pianos are tuned where each half step is the twelve root of two higher than the step below
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I think my dick got more humour than me
Everytime i unzip my pants my girl start laughing
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Why shouldn’t you joke about the Jonestown Massacre?
The punchline’s too long.
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What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas ornaments?
The ornaments can be rehung again next year.
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What do you call Santa’s most attractive helper?
A MELF.
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This morning I dropped a copy of A Christmas Carol right on my toe
It hurt like the dickens
Jokes
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