Jokes

The lamb says, “My Dad is the best! He can grow a full coat of wool from scratch every day!”. The calf boasts, “That’s nothing! My Dad fought in the bullfights in Spain and killed 3 matadors!” The kid, looking unimpressed, says “That’s nothing! My Dad… is the GOAT!”

Elon is trying to win the new space race but there’s a problem; Bruno already made it.Bruno gains the power of all his lyrics, and is assisted by all fictional Martians, from Martian Manhunter to the dude from Looney Toons.Elon Musk has all of Planet Earth to back him, as well as a top secret weapon; an elongated muskrat with all the powers of his Earth 616 counterpart; Tony Stark.Elon Musk is also backed by the New 52 Amazons, including Wonder Woman, as well as New 52 Aquaman and Atlantis.Both sides start on their planetsWho can conquer Mars and become the dominant power of the new era?Round 2: Loser gets Freddie Mercury with the power of all his lyrics, but he starts on Mercury. Previous winners all carry Mars bar chocolates they cant remove, and losers are Mars lusted in every sense (Mars is a British chocolate, dunno if USA dudes have it)

He was a bipolar bear

Liberty, Guns, Bible, Trump, BBQ.

Adopt don’t shop

Dr says, “Tell me more”.Jack says ” My whole shoulder is sore”.

I am thinking of getting this board as it does seem to have a good range (20-30km), and decent power (1650W x 2)My apprehension is that it seems quite cheap for the price and might not be as good. It says that is $419Here’s the link:https://www.geekbuying.com/item/SYL-08-Electric-Skateboard-Off-Road-With-Remote-Control-Black-392971.html

He said: “If you can figure out how to get something done naked with a stick, there should be no excuse not to do it now”I replied: “I guess I’ll go fuck myself”

Oh wait no, it probably didn’t come out

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