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Don’t worry guys, I’ll make it a 4v4
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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black guy?
A snowblower that doesn’t work
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Why couldn’t the fortune teller see into the future very well?
She didn’t have 20/20 vision
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I don’t know why they have to Italian, but … (longish)
A young Italian bride is to spend her wedding night at her mother’s house. The bride and groom retire to the bedroom, where the groom starts disrobing. He takes off his shirt, to reveal a hairy, muscly chest, and the bride rushes next door to tell her mama, “Mama, he got a large hairy chest!”. To which Mama reassures the bride, to take it easy… The groom then removes his trousers, to reveal a muscly pair of legs…and the bride rushes next door to tell her mama, “Mama, he got a great pair of legs!”. Of course Mama reassures the bride… And then the groom removes his socks, to reveal one foot, and the other foot had been chopped off at the instep. Breathlessly, the bride rushes to tell her Mama, “Mama, Mama, he got a foot and a half”. And then Mama steps up, and tells her daughter, “Stand aside, this is a job for Mama…”
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I like my women like I like my coffee
Full of boozeHeard this from a comedian years ago. Don’t remember who
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All we know about Cotton-Eyed Joe is his name and that he played a significant role in one man being single.
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
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What is Trump calling his post-house vote vacation?
Time on the Peach.
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AI won’t take over the world
Because artificial intelligence will never beat human stupidity.
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What do you call Popcorn that is stuck on the ceiling?
Topcornjesus what have I done
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