A married man died just before sex.His wife cut his penis, coated it with cement & fixed it on her bedroom wall.Every night she used to stand against the wall & satisfy herself.One day, her neighbour saw this.He made a hole in the wall removed the husband’s penis & put his own penis in place of that & waited his turn for sex.The lady came with a knife… cut his penis & said…”Darling, today we are shifting to our new house..!”Moral Don’t put your dick everywhere