When the arrived at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter said he would let them in if they had something related to Christmas on them.The first one pulled out a cigarette lighter. “It looks like a little Christmas candle,” he said. St. Peter reluctantly let him pass. The second friend pulled out his keys. “When you jingle them it sounds like a bell,” he said. He too was given a reluctant pass. The third friend pulled out a pair of underwear. “What does that have anything to do with Christmas?” St. Peter said. “Well, you see… These are Carol’s.”
On the way home from dinner, three friends died in a car crash.
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