I went speed dating last night.
Halfway through the night I was surprised to sit down in front of my first love. We had a great time together in college, and she was gorgeous back then, but time has taken its toll. She’s now an ugly fucker, and it seemed she didn’t like me either. There was no chemistry at all.
There were a couple of minutes of silence before I smiled and said, “Well, this is awkward…”
“It is, isn’t it?” she replied. “Is there anything you’d like to tell me?” I thought for a few seconds before saying, “maybe we should pick up something for the kids on the way home?”