Cop: Sir, are you drunk?
Me: No, occifer.
Cop: Step out of the car and say the alphabet backwards, please.
Me: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
Cop: I’m impressed, I couldn’t do that sober. Me: Me neither.
Cop: Sir, are you drunk?
Me: No, occifer.
Cop: Step out of the car and say the alphabet backwards, please.
Me: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
Cop: I’m impressed, I couldn’t do that sober. Me: Me neither.