Today I went to confessional at my local church. I said to the priest: “forgive me father for I have sinned, it’s been six months since my last confession.”
He asked what I would like to confess so I told him: “I’m going to bl@ckmail somebody father.”
“Why?” He asked.
“Because they have committed a terrible act father.” “Why not go to the police?” Questioned the priest. “Because I need the money father.” I replied. “What terrible act has this unfortunate soul committed?” He asked. “I saw him touching a choir boy inappropriately, sound familiar motherfucker?”