Maria had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her.
“Don’t worry, Maria. Stephen’s a good man. Go upstairs and he’ll take care of you.”
So up she went.When she got upstairs, Stephen took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, “Mama, Mama, Stephen’s got a big hairy chest.”
“Don’t worry, Maria,” says the mother,” all good men have hairy chests.Go upstairs.He’ll take good care of you.” So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Stephen took off his pants exposing his hairy legs.Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. “Mama, Mama, Stephen took off his pants and he’s got hairy legs!” “Don’t worry.All good men have hairy legs. Stephen’s a good man.Go upstairs and he’ll take good care of you.” So up she went again. When she got up there, Stephen took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran down stairs. “Mama, Mama, Stephen’s got a foot and a half!” “Stay here and stir the pasta,” says the mother. “This is a job for Mama.”