One day a man returns home to his wife telling her that he was fired from his job at a deli mart. His wife asked why and he said, “after all the years I have worked there, I have always wanted to stick my penis into the meat grinder, and today was the day I completely lost my patience and finaly stuck it in there.
“His wife quickly unzipped his pants to find his penis perfectly fine.” What happended to the meat grinder?,” she asked. Then the man said “she got fired too.”