I REALLY hope these are trueThese were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)__________________________________________________Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK).A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.__________________________________________________Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )A:Depends how much you’ve been drinking.