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Him: What are you up to? Me: Looking at cakes. Him: What’s the occasion? Me: I love cake.

My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.

nce, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sin and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all… Read More »nobody

Im gonna laugh when the day comes when our generation is saying. “You spoiled little brats! All we had in our day was Xbox’s, PS3’s,… Read More »next generation

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him ‘Buddy’ or ‘Lassie’. I call mine ‘Sex’. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.… Read More »License For Sex

Never get into an arm wrestling match with a guy who has been alone for 6 months

She calls it the silent treatment, I call it heaven on earth.

My father taught me about the birds and the bees. Now I’m dating a blackbird that swallows.