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Mom: “Shouldn’t you be cleaning your room?” Me: “Shouldn’t you be in the Kitchen?” I’ve never been hit so hard.

I’m not an alcoholic; I just like having an attractive wife.

I got sent out of class once at school. The teacher shouted at me, “what would your parents say if I called them?” “Umm… Hello?”

Seriously, what if the astroid that hit Earth and killed all the dinosaurs was a UFO……. ……. and we’re the aliens……

Is it just me or the words “Lawyer” and “Liar” sound a bit too familiar….??

My wife said that I should use the term ‘make love’ instead of ‘fuck.’ What the make love is she talking about?

Men look at a woman’s behind and go “Wow, what an ass!” Women look at a man’s face and think the same…

The leaning tower of Pisa is in Italy. I guess you could say it’s…. italicized.

I told my son about the birds and the bees today. He told me about Mom and the mailman