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We call her magnet because she attractive from the back and repulsive from the front.

A snail can travel over a razor blade without cutting itself. Or to put it another way, sometimes scientists get bored.

The best moments in life are the ones you can’t put on Facebook

I’m atheist… But I still want the people I hate to burn in hell.

Having sex with a condom is a lot like eating Cheerios with chopsticks. I’m still going to enjoy it but its going to take me… Read More »long time to finish

One million copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to typing error of one alphabet in title “An idea, that can… Read More »your life/wife

I wish my computer would stop asking me stupid questions. Of course I’m sure I want to clear my browser history.

Kid:Daddy why did you and mommy divorce? Dad:Well your mother couldn’t keep me drunk forever…