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chuck

when Britney spears sang “Hit me baby one more time” she wasn’t talking to chuck norris cause if chuck Norris hits someone there isn’t another… Read More »chuck

weird

Giving a girl flowers is weird… “here, I killed these for you… I saw them, and, they reminded me of you so… I killed them.… Read More »weird

numbers

Husband: Honey, how many men have you slept with? Wife: 30…. Husband: I wish you’d have been a virgin when I married you. Wife: I… Read More »numbers

I am

Immature. A word used by boring people to describe fun people.

ATM asks

ATM asks if I want to donate to charity. Sure! Donate my transaction fee.

sense

It would just make a lot more sense if the devil was a woman.

before

I have to exercise real early in the morning. Before my brain has a chance to figure out what I’m doing.

scanning

I just sneezed then my laptop said ‘Scanning for viruses’. WTF

Monday

It’s Sunday today, and if you are listening really carefully, you can hear how Monday is sharpening it’s claws.

lipstick

My wife found lipstick in my pocket. I told her straight up that I was cheating on her………..there was no way I was gonna tell… Read More »lipstick