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Behind every great woman is a man who loves doggy style.

I can’t be sure if my vegetarian neighbors are having sex or finally decided to eat bacon…

At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually… Read More »party problem

The internet is full of cats because dog lovers actually go outside.

Never go at the first call of : “Dinner is ready!” It is a trap for you to prepare the table.

Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I had sex with that woman” after a porno. YOU just sat on the… Read More »stfu

My wife said “get some of those pills that help you get an erection”, should have seen her face when I tossed her the diet… Read More »pills

How did Jesus find guys named Peter, John, James, Thomas and Simon in the Middle East?

I don’t think they should put “out of order” signs on escalators when they’re broken. Instead they should have a sign that says “temporarily stairs.”

When I see names carved into a tree I don’t think it’s cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a… Read More »with knive