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Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures!

Most womens G-spots are located about 2 inches inside a mans wallet.

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.

Drinking coffee with no caffeine is like masturbating with a condom on.

My wife was complaining that I never lift a finger around the house. So I did, The middle one.

Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.

Oh,you want proof that prayer doesn’t work? just look at the middle east

Q: Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? A: He was too busy playing the hormonica

If you like to listen to music while having sex. Play a live album. That way you get an applause every 4 minutes.

Ladies! Men don’t suffer from premature ejaculation. You do.