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I opened a new bottle of wine today and let it breathe… It didnt look to be breathing so I gave it mouth to mouth!

I’ve spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law’s killer, but no one is willing to do it.

I don’t understand the point of lap dancing clubs. …If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I’d stay… Read More »lap dancing

I’ve discovered, the easiest way to change a flat tire is by not wearing a bra.

Why is Friday the most feminine day of the week? It takes forever to come.

So this guy at my school wanted to do cheerleading but it’s not co-ed and everyone was calling him gay. They said that wrestling was… Read More »true

Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming… Read More »bullshit

When women have a few cocktails, they often discuss a few cock tales.

I’ve been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication. I don’t know how… Read More »dedication

I sell security alarms door to door, and I’m really good at it. I mean if they aren’t home…. I just leave a brochure on… Read More »salesman