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John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. “Waiter,” he shouted, “Didn’t you hear me say ‘well done’?” “I can’t thank you enough, sir,”… Read More »well done

No, standing as close to me as you possibly can, will not make the line move faster.

If you drink enough, your brain starts photoshopping people!

I would rather die: A husband walks in on his wife having an affair. Enraged, the husband grabs the man and takes him out to… Read More »self punishment

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to… Read More »sweet aroma

Just because she weighed as much as two women…. doesn’t mean you had a threesome.

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the… Read More »headache

According to the anti-piracy ads “Copying DVDs is steeling” By that logic, taking a photo is kidnapping.

And the lord said “let there be light!”… And beer has never been the same since.