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While at the mall the other day, I saw a sign saying “Watch repairs”… Wasn’t very interesting to be honest, I’d rather watch porn!!

baby: ” you mean to tell me one day I’m gonna have to pay to suck on boobies!?” mom: ” yes,now suck it”

My boyfriend opened the car door for me last night. It would have been a sweet gesture had we not been going 70 mph.

A completely wasted man walked into a bar and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over… Read More »like her

I’ve deposited so much sperm in the sperm bank.. I’ve had to open up an Offshore Wank account..

My girlfriend dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled “You’re being charged for being good in bed…” After 2 minutes she said… Read More »lack of evidence

A sign at my local swimming pool: WELCOME TO OUR OOL NOTICE THERE IS NO P IN IT, WE WOULD LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT

According to the Institute of Incomplete Research, 9 out of 10 people…

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few… Read More »arm

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told… Read More »red duck