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special day

I lost my job and my wife on the same day. …Thank you Mega millions

who tf

So after my prostate exam the doctor left and the nurse came in a few seconds later and uttered the 5 words noone ever wants… Read More »who tf

pissed

Last year, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family for Christmas. My husband was pissed!

time

When a woman says “what?” It doesn’t mean she didn’t hear you, it means she’s giving you a chance to correct herself.

wax

I had a bikini wax today, It wasn’t painful at all. Very pleasent and quite erotic actually…. watching four chicks in flimsy swimwear wash my… Read More »wax

for my wife

People look at me strange when I buy tampons at the supermarket. “They’re for the wife,” I say patiently, as I pack them away. Then… Read More »for my wife

razor

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that… Read More »razor

horndog

At the marriage counselor, my wife says, “I do SO enjoy sex! But this horndog wants it five or six times a YEAR!”