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why did god create the orgasm? so women can still moan even when they’re happy.

Mom: Don’t make me count to three! Me: Why? Is it to hard for you?

I ignored my doctor’s advice and ended up in hospital. I maybe should have stopped banging his wife.

I just bought an answering machine and it doesn’t work. Or maybe I’m just asking it the wrong questions.

I’m absolutely awesome in bed… Yesterday, I slept in until 2pm!!

The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

Diet Tip: Don’t visit your grandmother.

I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advise.

A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. Boob: I give milk to new… Read More »your turn

Some historians believe the word “Love” stems from an old Viking word meaning “Vagina”. With this in mind, lets take a look at some song… Read More »songs