bad language
Just tried to remember the Macarena and wound up telling some deaf girl I fucked her husband.
Just tried to remember the Macarena and wound up telling some deaf girl I fucked her husband.
What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? Thanks, guys.
I’m holding a latte and a croissant while I break into this Mercedes… That way people will think its mine and I locked my keys… Read More »cheat
How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb ? None. Politicians never change anything.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 7. He replied “I still love vista, baby.”
Devil: Welcome to Hell…you’re trapped here for eternity, burning in the flames fueled by your sins. Me: What’s your WiFi password?”
An Ad from Durex Condoms:: To all the customers of our competitors” Happy Fathers Day”
Did you hear about the astronaut that left his wife over his job? He needed Space…
NSA agent: honey I’m home Wife: how was work? NSA agent: it was great, i had phone sex threesome with a couple and they didn’t… Read More »trhreesome
I don’t always get text messages, but when I do they start with “Dear Customer..”