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The only thing that men are good at cleaning are the Browser History. 

Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.

After beating my gambling addiction for the last 8 months, I’ve decided to treat myself to a vacation with the money I’ve saved. Las Vegas… Read More »no addiction

WHAT IS IT BOY!!?? DID YOU SEE SOMETHING??? -Me talking to my penis when I get a random boner.

Why do people point at their wrist when they ask what time it is? I don’t point to my crotch when I ask where the… Read More »point

I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations…

Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my “M” back…. you know, since you’re not using it. Sincerely, -usic

*Me as a lawyer* “Guiltypersonsayswhat?” “what?” “Your honor, I rest my case.”

Relationships are weird. “you’re funny and smart” eventually turns to “you think you know everything and everything is a joke to you”.