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prank

There is nothing funnier than yelling, “SHE’S STEALING MY CHILD!” and pointing at a woman who’s having trouble with her kid in public.

work out

I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio.

one, two..

Summer vacations: where you drink triple, see double and act single.

no..

I start every Monday morning with a simple affirmation: I will not murder anyone today.

fu..

Me when I was little: “F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me.” Mom: What are you spelling? Me:… Read More »fu..

bankruptcy

I have $.27 in my account…that means I have more money than the whole city of Detroit!

dictionary

The Hawaiian word for “lava”: “aa”, is remarkably similar to the word for “lava” used in the village of Pompeii: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”

randevu

“Be very silent, i dont want my parents to know. They will kill me if they know I’m doing this, especially with you,” I whisper… Read More »randevu