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When my wife picks a restaurant that I don’t like, I just say “oh yeah, that’s where that really cute girl works”.Problem solved.

how guys propose: on one knee. How girls propose: “I’m pregnant!!”

“Can I have a double shot of fireball please?” I slurred. “Dont you think you’ve had enough, ma’am?” “Excuse me!? Listen asshole, I could out-drink… Read More »step out

I hate when I go to uninstall some program, and then they want me to fill out a survey telling them why. Like I just… Read More »it’s me

I told my wife to spin the globe, put her finger on it and wherever it lands that will be the holiday destination. ”Ooooo!” she… Read More »my turn

I had the awkward moment the other day, where my dad decided to come up to me, and said “Son, we need to talk.” Now when he said this, I thought, oh great, here comes the sex talk.
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In a new survey, 60% of women admitted to using sex as a way of controlling their relationships. The other 40% were blatant liars…

Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day when she said, “Remember, you have a wife.”

Girls are like internet domain names. All the good ones are already taken, so I’m probably going to have to settle for one from a… Read More »strange country

Why is it when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a mans rib cage but when you’re alive you struggle with… Read More »difference