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It took 4 days to create the Earth and only 1 day to create every other galaxy (Bible calls them stars). That is why there… Read More »send by vde

I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.

I’ve been called sugar, pumpkin, honey, cupcake, sweets…all kinds of damn food. I’m a girl, dammit. Eat me.

“Siri, what do women want?” She hasn’t shut up in 3 days.

It’s that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again…

They told me I could be anything, so I became a submarine. – Titanic

My son asked me what was like to be married… So I deleted all the songs on his ipod and left only one.. that should… Read More »example

Today Arnold Schwarzenegger turned 66 and his family threw him a party and when he walked in they shouted “Surprise!” his “Another maid is pregnant?”