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Guy: Please don’t tell my girlfriend that we had sex. Girl: I won’t, my lips are sealed. Guy: LIAR!

The range of the Wi-Fi signal is MY electric fence.

Anyone else find it ironic how professional boxers need security guards to walk them to the ring?

True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps.

The wife rang me earlier and said: “You’ll never guess who I saw today.” “There’s not much incentive to try then” I said as I… Read More »no guess

Why do married Indian women have that red dot on their forehead? they’re recording everything!

“Hey, Jesus. At what time are we having the last supper?” “‘Last’?” “Supper. I mean just supper. Hehehe…” “You’re weird, Judas.

My son has a huge wall of toys in his room. I call it the Great Wall Of Made In China.

Over the years I’ve learned that everyone has to pay for their own mistakes. Except for the government. We have to pay for theirs too.

If you have to ask a woman if she came, she didn’t.