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I hope when Bruce Willis dies it’s from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read “Bruce Willis Died Hard”

Why do fat people spend all day browsing the internet? To get more cookies.

Google chrome: “what are we?!” firefox: “browsers!” opera: “browsers!” Google chrome: “what do we want?!” firefox: “fast internet!”   opera: “fast internet!”  Google chrome: “when do… Read More »browsers

When I say I want someone with a sense of humor, I really mean I want someone with MY sense of humor.

Do you think regular dogs hate police dogs like most people hate policemen?

Today I found out the name of my neighbors cat… In other news, I now have free internet.

Saddest thing I’ve ever read on the internet: “When I’m feeling lonely I dont shave one of my legs so it feels like I’m sleeping… Read More »saddest

The Japanese flag is recording everything.

It’s Fashion Week in New York. The time of year when today’s top models show off the latest eating disorders.

I always wanted to super glue a $20 to the floor in the revolving door.