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taste test

Of course I’m a medical professional, and what do you mean your previous gynecologist never performed a “taste test” ?

mistake

My mate told me that his girlfriend talks in her sleep. “I know” probably wasn’t the best answer.

help

Dinner table etiquette help needed: I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone?

fluent

I’m drunk so much tequila last night I woke up speaking Spanish this morning

how often

Doctor: Do you smoke? Me: Only when I drink Doctor: How often do you drink? Me: Yeah, I smoke

scene

I’ve been having an affair with a film director’s wife. Yesterday he caught us in bed together. He was furious. I said to him, “Look,… Read More »scene

to explain

If only God can judge us than Santa has some explaining to do.

break-up

Best break-up line: I get so emotional when your not around.. I call that emotion Happiness.