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I never plan on drinking as much I do. …which is why I no longer make plans.

My wife called me today to tell me that the car wouldn’t start. I said, “Honey, when I’m not there you have to sit in… Read More »to the right place

Art History Fact: the Mona Lisa is one of the most famous selfies.

I started arguing with my gf a lot, we rarely have sex anymore and we can’t stand each other either… I think we’re ready to… Read More »it’s time

Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral.

You know you’re online sex relationship isn’t working out when you discover she’s been copying and pasting her orgasms.

With all the housework that I’ve done today, my boyfriend should give me a gold medal… But I’ll settle for a pearl necklace.

This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.

Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

At the end of the year the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.
While checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said “I notice you buy a lot of candles, what do you do with the drippings?”Read More »complete dick