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tip

A taxi driver asked me “Aren’t you going to give me a tip? I replied “Of course, Don’t work too long into the night”

how

My buddy asked me, “Do you know how the Native Americans said hello?” So I say, “How?” “Oh, you already knew.”

surprise

Pretty sure I know what my wife’s getting me for my birthday cause when I guessed, “A 3-way?” she got all angry like I ruined… Read More »surprise

hidden

tHis is A VEry Serious tEXt post WITH no hidden MEaning.

third

If the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn’t that make every country a third world country?

so bad

The economy is so bad Mcdonalds employees are asking customers, Can you afford fries with that?

smartphone

I bought my girlfriend a smart phone. It calls 911 as soon as she starts her car.

fairtyle

I had a fairytale childhood. My Grandma was eaten by a wolf.

characters

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.