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My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I’m pretty damn… Read More »woman of my dreams

I place $20 in a box. So do you. Now the box contains $40, and we both know it. I sell the box to you… Read More »profit for all

My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I’m pretty damn… Read More »woman of my dreams

Wife: Do you wanna have sex? Me: Yeah, I thought you’d never ask Wife: Ok here’s £40 and there’s a brothel around the corner.

As I bent down on one knee in the expensive restaurant my girlfriend starting crying and screaming “Yes!” As I picked up my phone from… Read More »prank

I said to my husband “Why don’t you tell me you love me?” He said “For fuck sake woman, I can’t win, you told me… Read More »not to lie

I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.

I don’t even call it a hangover anymore. It’s just morning.

I keep getting bombarded with emails about penis enlargement. I wish my wife would stop it.

Ive never caught my penis in my zipper… See a small penis is too good for something.