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Yawning is your bodies way of saying 20% battery remaining.

I will never forget my teachers.. but I will keep on trying.

Barack Obama…. The first black presidennt and he starts selling weed.

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth… and on the back:…and… Read More »t-shirt

I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to parallel parking.

No, I don’t want to come to your cat’s birthday party…you freak. My dog’s getting married that weekend.

Officer: “Blow into this” JB: *starts unzipping officers pants* Officer: “No! No! WTF!?”

A very attractive young woman came up to me today and asked me to get her a drink. Then I remembered. I was serving behind… Read More »don’t forget

I got fired at work today. My boss said my communication skills were awful. I didn’t know what to say to that.

I am surprised my girlfriend failed her driving test. She texted me like 3 times telling me everything was going good.