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We ask 18-years-olds to make huge decisions about their career and financial future, when a month ago they had to ask to go to the… Read More »month ago

No one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm.

Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.

Fires tell their kids not to play with Chuck Norris.

These new anti-depressants I got from the doctor are brilliant. I felt much better as soon as I put a dozen in my wife’s food.

Porn is so unrealistic. I’ve been watching for 20 minutes now and no one has checked their phone.

A guy from Apple promised me a pre-release of a new product if I sucked his cock this morning. As if I would compromise my… Read More »sent from

during a random drugs test i got asked “have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?” as i look back on it now i… Read More »what day is it

Me at work: “don’t talk to me until I have my coffee” Colleague: “but you don’t even drink coffee!” Me: “exactly”

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious… Here she’s in the middle of… Read More »who is this