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Snooker table is the coolest table for men. It teaches them how to play with the balls and concentrate on many holes using a single… Read More »Concentrate

They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.

I was making a sandwich when I thought to myself, “So, there is a downside to divorce”.

This morning my wife woke me up with a nudge. “Oh God,” she said, “I’ve just had a horrible nightmare.” “Oh no,” I replied cuddling… Read More »coincidence

how long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask the wifi password

My apartment is full of Valentine’s Day cards. I’m not that popular, I’m just a really lazy mail man!

My wife asked what I wanted for Valentine’s Day. I said I wanted a blowjob. She’s all, “no silly, something I can buy you.” So… Read More »good

I said to this girl, “Will you be my valentine?” “Talk to the hand,” she replied. “I did,” I said, “but he’s tired of being… Read More »valentine

The garbage man is late. I think he’s been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.

Ever been so tired at work that people thought you were drunk? I hope so because thats the only excuse I have for being drunk… Read More »so tired?