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I love watching women’s Curling during the Olympics. It’s the only time I can drink beer while cheering on a woman sweeping a broom…without getting… Read More »without

I pulled my wife bleeding from the wrecked car, as she screamed and pleaded for me to let her have one more shot at parking… Read More »one more

Got a porno the other day, I put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some guy holding… Read More »holding

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.

Insanity is believing your hallucinations are real. Religion is believing other people’s hallucinations are real.

Hello sir, we’re from your internet provider. You’ve recently said that “homosexuality is wrong,” so we’ve blocked you from seeing lesbian porn.

I walked into a barbershop today. The guy said, “Can I help you sir?” I said, “I just need a short cut”, as I walked… Read More »short cut

I walked in last night and my wife said, “Where have you been?” I said, “Playing poker at Dave’s.” She said, “Ok, what have you… Read More »won

This girl was chatting me up at the pub. “So, what do you do for a living?” she asked, batting her eyelids over her glass.”… Read More »boxer

I danced like nobody was watching and now I need a lawyer.