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The most popular song in Russia right now is Crimea River.

Me: “Would you like to dance?” Woman: “Hell no!” Me: “Im sorry you misheard me. What I said was, you look fat in those pants”.

The first program of an emo-programmer is “Goodbye world”..   by bozhobg‎

What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him… Read More »Oscar

A moment of silence for the beer that I forgot about in the freezer.

Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything… …while simultaneously taking away your ability to do so.

A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I… Read More »autocorect

According to my penis, there’s a 99% chance I like you.

When a women says “what?” Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you’ve said. WRONG, she’s challenging… Read More »what?

The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is 52 years old, still sad and alone, while all his friends are married. He goes to a strip… Read More »how I met your mother