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I was in a bar the other night and I overheard a couple of overweight women talking to each other near me. Their accent appeared… Read More »whales

*its not you its me * in america -means breaking up in asia -just means they are looking at pictures of people

I just spent 6 hours linking all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time.

Latex Factory!
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud ‘hiss-pop’ noise..Read More »latex factory

I danced like no-one was watching, but someone was………they called an ambulance because they thought I was having a seizure…..

After hearing that he has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, Putin said, “Tell me who the other nominees are ? and I will… Read More »others

Leonardo DiCaprio:*names his child Oscar* Doctor:”Would you like to hold h-” Leonardo DiCaprio:”Say it like we rehearsed it.” Doctor:*sighs* “And the Oscar goes to…”

‘I love you’ is a mathematical function where ‘I love’ is constant and ‘you’ is a variable..

Is it bad that after spending an hour with my psychologist, she has to spend two hours with hers?

Wife: What’s that beeping?” Me: “That’s my seat belt alarm.” Wife: “How can you ignore something so annoying?” Me: “Huh?”