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Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian “Where can I find a book on female orgasms?” The librarian points him towards shelf… Read More »spot

~To make it stand, you wet it.~ ~To make it wet, you suck it.~ ~To make it stiff, you lick it.~ ~To get it in,… Read More »no joke

I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex, instead of police officers.

I don’t know what’s happening in this country. You’ve got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It’s a nightmare –… Read More »candy or money

I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex. It’s the quickest way to deflate her.

A little boy was doing his Math homework. He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six,… Read More »the sum

Fred: “Why are you so upset? ” Harry: “My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning. ” Fred: “So what? ” Harry: “So she… Read More »one

War is when the government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution is when you figure it out for yourself.

HIM:”What do I need to buy for you to make me some guacamole?” ME:”A wedding ring.”